(Back by popular demand :P)
Clarification: ‘Hoe’ has been developed as a malicious word by men in order to discourage promiscuity among women. It is however descriptive of a woman who is proud of her feminine side and is unafraid of using it when needed most.
This document details the conduct you must follow once you are initiated into this group on birth.
~Article 1:
Thou shalt not covet another woman's man, however scrumptious he might be.
~Article 2:
If the above mentioned male hits on you (which he will, coz men are dogs), thou shalt not fan his fantasies.
~Article 3:
You should never be caught in public sporting the same attire as your sister
~Article 4:
You shall always and each time, accompany your girls to the ladies room. Even if nature doesn't call.
~Article 5:
You shall make optimal use of the time in the ladies room and divulge every little piece of information (read gossip) you have recently acquired.
~Article 6:
You shall not play pillow fight on PJ night under any circumstances. This sacrilegious act is only a figment of male imagination and should stay like that.
~Article 7:
A hoe should forget to carry an umbrella when its raining men.
~Article 8:
You shall participate in chocolate eating binges whenever your girl friend needs company.
~Article 9:
A hoe shall introduce her single girlfriend to all the men she knows, single or otherwise.
~Article 10:
You should always remember, the bigger they are, the harder they fall.
~Article 11:
A hoe will alert her girls, in a timely fashion, of any sale going on within a 40 mile radius.
~Article 12:
It is okay to compete for the same man as long as he is tall, dark, handsome and stinking rich.
~Article 13:
In extreme occasions, such as those listed below, it may even be okay to share this man:
• He owns a private jet
• He can do the tango
• He can last all night
• He is also sensitive
• All the above or he is gay
~Article 14:
It is not okay to share the same bathroom, however extreme the occasion might be.
~Article 15:
If there is a man available, a hoe shall carry no weight and strain no muscle.
~Article 16:
A hoe shall let a man think that he is more intelligent than her. You cannot discount the extents to which a man with a massaged ego will go to please you.
~Article 17:
A hoe shall let a man think that he is stronger than he really is. For justification, refer to article 16.
~Article 18:
No girl with the slightest pride shall be seen dancing on ladies night, unless it falls on a Friday.
~Article 19:
You must never ditch your girlfriends for a man. You may however ditch a man for your girlfriends (or for another man if the situation permits). Remember, you can always count on dogs for their loyalty, but you have to keep your bitches happy.
~Article 20:
It is unacceptable to talk behind your sisters back.
Article 10, Addendum 1:
The above article may be waived if any one or all of the following apply:
• Above mentioned sister is extremely hot
• Above mentioned sister violated any of the articles postulated in the Hoe Code.
Caution: This document is purely a work of fiction. It does not reflect the author’s opinions in the least, which
are....well...probably even more disturbing.
:P
