Chocolate vs Men

This one has been written about over and over again, but I'm jotting it down because its such a scrumptious argument.

- Chocolate cant get you pregnant
Chocolate 1
Men 0

- Chocolate is dark, rich and satisfying
Chocolate 4
Men 0

- Even soft chocolate is satisfying
Chocolate 5
Men 0

- Most chocolate wont crib if you're fat, it usually even promotes it
Chocolate 6
Men 0

- You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you like without upsetting it
Chocolate 7
Men 0

- Chocolate cant talk
Chocolate 8
Men 0

- You can have chocolate sweet or bitter. Most men are just bitter.
Chocolate 9
Men 0

- Chocolate doesn't have a bad aftertaste
Chocolate 10
Men 0

- You can have chocolate as many times a day as you like
Chocolate 11
Men 0

- All chocolate is good, regardless of size
Chocolate 12
Men 0

Case closed.